hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

thefuuuucomics:

laughingnancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

her statuses :’D 

I will always add to this

QUEEN OF SASS

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face, 

because what truly matters is 

what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

fritogay:

wow when did phil become hispanic 

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff

periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating

i will bleed on everything you love

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

a-timeless-watch:

if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

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